We know communities love to rally around their teams – but even if your region didn’t do so well in men’s college basketball this year, you might still have something to brag about. Especially if you’re from Memphis.
We here at Adult FriendFinder decided to conduct a tournament of our own, based on our particular area of expertise: penis size!
We took the longitude and latitude of each of the 64 participating universities in that other tournament, and looked at the male members (heh) within a 10-mile radius of each school. All male members on Adult FriendFinder list their endowment length and size, so we averaged out those numbers based on their geographic proximity.
We calculated who would win biggest if the game were played strictly below the belt, and here are our big winners in the first ever Adult FriendFinder Bigger is Better Bracket:
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As you can see, if we’d taken this bracket to Vegas we would have failed miserably. In fact, based solely on average penis size, our picks didn’t even make it out of the 3rd round with any winners; this bracket scored a total of only 23 points.
So! Anyone up for a roadtrip to Memphis?